My name is Craig. Once upon a time I had long hair.
But now I'm just another computer geek.
I don't really have a lot of good pictures of myself.
I think I was trying to look scary here.
I hold patents on lots of odd things.
And I like motorcycles a lot.
This is my favorite assistant and I on my favorite motorcycle.
This motorcycle was very pretty, but it made my butt hurt.
But more than anything else in the whole world
I love my kids.