Craig Becker

My name is Craig. Once upon a time I had long hair.

Craig Becker

But now I'm just another computer geek.

Craig Becker

I don't really have a lot of good pictures of myself.

I think I was trying to look scary here.

I hold patents on lots of odd things.

Craig Becker

And I like motorcycles a lot.

Craig Becker and Numbah One Son

This is my favorite assistant and I on my favorite motorcycle.

Craig Becker

This motorcycle was very pretty, but it made my butt hurt.

But more than anything else in the whole world

I love my kids.