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Ringtones



It's perhaps not quite correct to call these "ringtones" -- this is a collection of interesting and amusing WAV and MP3 files that I've accumulated over the years that can be used in a cell phone or in a computer desktop theme or (if you're quick with a keyboard) even interjected into a conversation for "emphasis".

Miscellaneous Musical Snippets


carlos_AClockworkOrangev1.mp3 267701 bytes
carlos_Timestepsv1.mp3 110753 bytes
carlos_Timestepsv2.mp3 1476719 bytes
duran_SaveAPrayerv1.mp3 109091 bytes
duran_TheChauffeurv1.mp3 117444 bytes
elp_Karnevil9p3v1.mp3 795042 bytes
heathers_Croquet.mp3 2184596 bytes
heathers_Forestv1.mp3 268828 bytes
heathers_Forestv2.mp3 432973 bytes
heathers_Forestv3.mp3 531761 bytes
heathers_StripCroquet.mp3 518228 bytes
vh_Devilv1.mp3 365038 bytes
vh_Devilv2.mp3 425356 bytes
wire_40Versionsv1.mp3 461409 bytes
wire_40Versionsv2.mp3 310145 bytes
wire_OnReturningv1.mp3 82522 bytes
wire_OnReturningv2.mp3 46987 bytes

Miscellaneous Sound-Bites


misc_AgentSmith.mp3 1050749 bytes
misc_BrunenGFightSong.wav 8616448 bytes
misc_First1000000Years.wav 441044 bytes
misc_GeorgiaAsphalt.wav 76844 bytes
misc_KongRidesDown.wav 45944 bytes
misc_OurManFlint.wav 67514 bytes
misc_SqueakyToy.wav 49172 bytes
misc_THXSound.wav 613756 bytes
misc_YippeeKiAye.wav 34796 bytes
misc_newalert.wav 2882 bytes
misc_newemail.wav 6156 bytes
misc_online.wav 6160 bytes

Robocop


robocop_DeadOrAlive.wav 27662 bytes
robocop_ED209.wav 42282 bytes
robocop_IllBuyThatForADollar.wav 25920 bytes

Pink Floyd


pf_EchoesPing.wav 38246 bytes
pf_MoneySound.wav 137332 bytes
pf_OneOfTheseDays.wav 45226 bytes
pf_RunLikeHell.wav 39714 bytes
pf_TubeArrive.wav 83886 bytes
pf_TubeLeave.wav 83886 bytes
pf_WelcomeMachine.wav 127108 bytes

Alien


alien_17Days.wav 267820 bytes
alien_Attention.wav 293214 bytes
alien_BugHunt.wav 14090 bytes
alien_CurrentEvents.wav 50214 bytes
alien_Elevator.wav 40855 bytes
alien_FireIn.wav 126126 bytes
alien_FireIn1.wav 106284 bytes
alien_FuckinA.wav 7496 bytes
alien_GameOver.wav 36300 bytes
alien_Mother.wav 534614 bytes
alien_NukeSite.wav 50926 bytes
alien_RatFuck.wav 34314 bytes
alien_Synthetic.wav 41052 bytes
alien_ThatsGreat.wav 192044 bytes

Looney Tunes


looney_AStinker.wav 15526 bytes
looney_Angry.wav 64798 bytes
looney_Daffy1.wav 27820 bytes
looney_Daffy2.wav 202590 bytes
looney_Delays.wav 20158 bytes
looney_DirtyDog.wav 24522 bytes
looney_Goodbye.wav 18576 bytes
looney_HmmmYes.wav 19148 bytes
looney_HuntingWabbits.wav 32702 bytes
looney_MeepMeep1.wav 5872 bytes
looney_MeepMeep2.wav 3508 bytes
looney_Music0.wav 271558 bytes
looney_Music1.wav 71968 bytes
looney_Music2.wav 431876 bytes
looney_Music3.wav 60682 bytes
looney_Music4.wav 49656 bytes
looney_Music5.wav 81888 bytes
looney_Music6.wav 68060 bytes
looney_PudyTat.wav 19106 bytes
looney_SpaceModulator.wav 68286 bytes
looney_WhatsUpDoc.wav 29128 bytes

Quake


quake_Armor1.wav 7714 bytes
quake_Attack.wav 16674 bytes
quake_BaseKey.wav 5980 bytes
quake_BaseTry.wav 10518 bytes
quake_Bite.wav 6416 bytes
quake_Bounce.wav 5864 bytes
quake_Comp1.wav 62734 bytes
quake_Damage.wav 23374 bytes
quake_Damage2.wav 33012 bytes
quake_Damage3.wav 12894 bytes
quake_Dattack1.wav 8154 bytes
quake_Death.wav 9436 bytes
quake_Drip1.wav 137736 bytes
quake_Enfire.wav 7430 bytes
quake_Fire1.wav 24064 bytes
quake_Health1.wav 7958 bytes
quake_Hum1.wav 40166 bytes
quake_Inv1.wav 13728 bytes
quake_Inv2.wav 33216 bytes
quake_Itembk2.wav 9910 bytes
quake_MedKey.wav 10020 bytes
quake_MedPlat1.wav 16378 bytes
quake_MedPlat2.wav 7338 bytes
quake_Out1.wav 50344 bytes
quake_Protect.wav 22536 bytes
quake_Protect2.wav 34012 bytes
quake_Protect3.wav 23364 bytes
quake_R_Item1.wav 6822 bytes
quake_R_Item2.wav 7448 bytes
quake_R_Tele1.wav 8036 bytes
quake_R_Tele2.wav 17324 bytes
quake_R_Tele3.wav 18016 bytes
quake_R_Tele4.wav 9068 bytes
quake_R_Tele5.wav 22042 bytes
quake_Ric1.wav 4308 bytes
quake_Ric2.wav 10838 bytes
quake_Ric3.wav 12638 bytes
quake_Secret.wav 6610 bytes
quake_Sight.wav 225484 bytes
quake_Suck1.wav 110392 bytes
quake_Swamp1.wav 68524 bytes
quake_Thunder1.wav 41492 bytes
quake_Water1.wav 3926 bytes
quake_Wattack.wav 25912 bytes
quake_Wdeath.wav 20684 bytes
quake_Widle1.wav 13464 bytes
quake_Widle2.wav 23094 bytes
quake_Wind2.wav 28610 bytes
quake_Windfly.wav 22140 bytes
quake_baseUse.wav 16486 bytes

The Simpsons


simpsons_32Dohs.wav 177851 bytes
simpsons_AyCaramba.wav 14380 bytes
simpsons_BartLaugh.wav 69142 bytes
simpsons_Boring.wav 21304 bytes
simpsons_Burns.wav 20370 bytes
simpsons_CatchPhrases.wav 179704 bytes
simpsons_Cool.wav 18024 bytes
simpsons_Doh.wav 6030 bytes
simpsons_EatMyShorts.wav 25722 bytes
simpsons_ForbiddenDonut.wav 60030 bytes
simpsons_HiMan.wav 5445 bytes
simpsons_ItchyScratchyShow.wav 43316 bytes
simpsons_ItchyScratchyTheme.wav 83330 bytes
simpsons_KrustyLaugh.wav 37117 bytes
simpsons_NelsonHaHa.wav 7392 bytes
simpsons_Theme0.wav 636062 bytes
simpsons_Theme1.wav 287330 bytes
simpsons_Theme2.wav 372556 bytes
simpsons_WooHoo.wav 13544 bytes

Star Trek


st_AuContraire.wav 58710 bytes
st_AyeCaptain.wav 3532 bytes
st_Communicator.wav 17916 bytes
st_DayToDie.wav 17998 bytes
st_DoctorNot.wav 16770 bytes
st_Engage.wav 13324 bytes
st_Fascinating.wav 2232 bytes
st_IlligicalDecisions.wav 25092 bytes
st_Illogical.wav 4572 bytes
st_IncomingMessage.wav 12136 bytes
st_Klaxon.wav 3272 bytes
st_LiveLong.wav 59628 bytes
st_LocutusOfTheBord.wav 69800 bytes
st_MakeItSo.wav 12610 bytes
st_ManyFew.wav 51576 bytes
st_NuclearWessel.wav 29126 bytes
st_Resistance.wav 5790 bytes
st_ScottyBeam.wav 33136 bytes
st_StandingBy.wav 21770 bytes
st_TeaEarlGrey.wav 4052 bytes
st_Vulcan.wav 16850 bytes

Miscellaneous Beeps


beep_Ahrrorh.wav 92798 bytes
beep_Bokapoka.wav 31864 bytes
beep_Breep.wav 20268 bytes
beep_Brvrouww.wav 64614 bytes
beep_Bzzbz.wav 23468 bytes
beep_Chichch.wav 30508 bytes
beep_DiskFall.wav 113964 bytes
beep_Flange.wav 66996 bytes
beep_Frant.wav 8040 bytes
beep_Frip.wav 4308 bytes
beep_Percus.wav 31380 bytes
beep_Piezzu.wav 27308 bytes
beep_Poosh.wav 27948 bytes
beep_Rororr.wav 60972 bytes
beep_Ruprup.wav 15660 bytes
beep_ShiftOff.wav 236650 bytes
beep_Shwapp.wav 17944 bytes
beep_Squah.wav 23238 bytes
beep_Synco.wav 24172 bytes
beep_Thawump.wav 23468 bytes
beep_Thwack.wav 10284 bytes
beep_Thwad.wav 15866 bytes
beep_Wokka.wav 73238 bytes
beep_Wooizz.wav 41004 bytes
beep_attentn.wav 2670 bytes
beep_barf.wav 16750 bytes
beep_bepbeep.wav 4832 bytes
beep_bionic.wav 36674 bytes
beep_bounce.wav 13468 bytes
beep_bounce3.wav 3922 bytes
beep_cheesh.wav 35052 bytes
beep_commplus.wav 78488 bytes
beep_doodloop.wav 2102 bytes
beep_drip.wav 800 bytes
beep_energy.wav 24246 bytes
beep_energy2.wav 47478 bytes
beep_face2.wav 11160 bytes
beep_gong.wav 42072 bytes
beep_l_saber.wav 30268 bytes
beep_motstart.wav 26178 bytes
beep_oo00oo.wav 51244 bytes
beep_penalty.wav 6278 bytes
beep_voice32.wav 63548 bytes